today's joke

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Everybody has doorbells - and they all work!"

We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. 
Very early the next morning, our 3 1/2 -year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us 
up.  I dressed him and told him to play in the yard and to quit bothering us.
About 20 minutes later, he came running back. "Mommy! Mommy!" he exclaimed, 
"everybody has doorbells - and they all work!"